Laundry Bar

May 27th, 2023

Laundry, a nightclub that caters to the lowest stratum of Melbourne's socioeconomic hierarchy, stands as a disheartening testament to be avoided at all costs. Within its confines, one encounters an appalling gathering of individuals who harbor delusions of grandeur. Predominantly comprising of slender, Caucasian gentlemen donning pretentious attire, they erroneously believe that their branded garments confer a sense of eminence upon them. Oblivious to their cognitive limitations, these patrons find solace in squandering government subsidies on half creatine half inositol. The prevalence of altercations, often spilling onto the streets, further accentuates the pervasive chaos that permeates the atmosphere. The inflated egos of these individuals, falsely equating their worth with designer shirts and shorts, mask their nonexistent life trajectories and overall insignificance. It is with utmost certainty that this establishment should be steadfastly avoided. It is worth noting that a substantial majority of its attendees would regrettably be unable to comprehend the complexity of this review.
May 26th, 2023

this venue doesnt pay some of the artists that they ask to play at the venue, furthermore they blatantly lie to artists, very scummy venue i would recommend not supporting it
May 23rd, 2023

We love the bouncer and the staff. Big slay
May 16th, 2023

Went to the event on 420 night, I am a medical cannabis patient - security snatched a joint from me in the smokers area - thats totally illegal - Australian cannabis patients can consume cannabis anywhere in public that has a smoking area. Then, after an hour, bouncers told me I had had enough and to leave - i was drinking Red Bull. If you are going to promote a 420 event on the 20th of April, you are going to have cannabis consumers attending - security staff must deal with cannabis users accordingly and within the law.
May 13th, 2023