Hope and Harvest Church

May 23rd, 2023

found an abandoned washing machine out the back of this cathedral and took it. upon myself to take it home. When I tried plugging the appliance in it simply WOULD NOT turn on! For a church whos values seem to be 'love' and 'genorosity' I was outraged that this machine wouldnt work. To make matters worse a family of wild wheat meece were inhabiting the machine making it completely useless to me and my family! Will be expecting a new machine!
Oct 20th, 2022

while I was picking the first harvest of the season at my local farm I felt the need to visit a church that matched my first harvest need. so I jumped in my Flanigancycle and drove off to this cathedral. when I entered I noticed the stench of "poot" (a perfume) made by the one and only poot lavato. it was coming from a lady standing across from me. me being the eager little schnitzel confronted her to compliment her on her marvellous perfume. in her resonance, she bit me on the neck. causing black goo to ooze out of my wound. she then swiftly tiptoed away. (update) the police still haven't found the lady who consumed my neck but the goo is now a soft pink and had hardened. I now have a huge abnormal pink lump on my neck. even thought this tragic incident has occurred i still will give 4 stars because it was not this fine cathedrals fault.
Oct 12th, 2022

Mediocre church. Been going to a variant of this church for years, and it was amazing until it merged with harvest. Now they focus more on human reputation than spiritual fulfilment. The Indonesian presence is great though.
Sep 16th, 2022

Apr 8th, 2021